Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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