Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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