Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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