doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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