Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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