Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so you know how i got laid the other night? well a condom just came out of me and i dont know whether to be grossed out or happy
i am grossed the fuck out
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
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