Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
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