I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
I don't deserve a penis
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Randomize
