I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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