k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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