yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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