I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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