The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Randomize