there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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