Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
How external is "for external use only"?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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