Dual....:-)
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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