that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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