How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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