don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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