so explain again why im purple
no
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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