Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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