why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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