I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
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