I love having hate sex.
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
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