On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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