You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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