i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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