Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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