She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
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