that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
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