They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
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