I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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