Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
He better not be in your backpack
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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