I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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