Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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