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First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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