just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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