I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
My pussy is not your playground.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
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