Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
i will never coherently bang her
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
