pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
No seriously, I have to sell the house because my wife found out I'm gay.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
I'm batshit crazy. I don't know how you guys keep forgetting that
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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