why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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