She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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