didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
I supernannyed him into submission
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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