If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Farmville is her only friend.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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