i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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