i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
Oh fuck wait
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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