There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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