Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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