Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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