it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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