Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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