yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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