I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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