No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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