last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
How's work?
Spinning.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I don't know what weirder, the fact that I flat out said "I thought I deleted you from facebook" or that she responded with "I just hacked your account and readded myself". Never thought I'd say this but I wish drunk me would stop making friends!
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Everclear isn't food dammit
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