DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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