i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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