You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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