Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Randomize
